Is Sitting Naked In A Wagon Cool?

Jared, 15, Maine. I'm like every chubby happy-go-lucky kid you've ever seen in a movie, except sometimes I'm not happy-go-lucky. If you practice bigotry or fatshaming, this is definitely not your place to be. While being nerdy is my muse, there may by some triggering or nsfw content occasionally. For my TRULY nsfw blog, you can message me if you'd like.

serkets:

god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.

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syosama:

reblog if you are your url

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sluttypuddingcups:

*violent seventh grade flashbacks*

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trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

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breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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tattooed-disappointment:

wiitch-hazell:

tattooed-disappointment:

wiitch-hazell:

tattooed-disappointment:

I wish people would pay me to fuck them. That would be cool

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THat I’m A PIMP LOOK AT MY INSTA BIO I CAN GET YOU WORK

YO DO IT

OK YOU START TOMORROW ILL GET YOU A FEW CLIENTS

YESSS

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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Anonymous asked: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

pedazititos:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

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